Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Tuesday Turn-On: Solid Slide Club Class

I wasn't overweight, but I'd complained forever that if I could just lose five pounds, I'd be happy. Mine wasn't the most active of lifestyles. Thin and flubby described me best. Ever since Tim broke it off with me, Sarah had been trying to convince me that going to Spa Lady at least twice a week was going to make me feel better. Confidence, energy, endurance, desirability, so on. I hummed and hawed about it for weeks before I stepped on the scale for kicks one day whilst brushing my teeth.

At some point my five pound goal became fifteen.

Thursday, 4 April 2013

I'm Working on a Novella and Angelia Dawson Published One

Yoooou betcha!

I'm turning this story into a full-blown tale of hot love! It gets a little, um... NSFW. So read that shit at home with a fine wine. And leave a comment! Hopefully I'll be able to take your suggestions and make a published tale of rainbows for you!

I bet Kitten is the dude
And, yes, remember Lady Angelica Dawsonii here a while back? Well, if you weren't born then, she mentioned the release of a prequel to her dark destrier of a book, Blue Moon House. It shall be dubbed Blue Moon House: Kitten, and it comes to our Kindles and Kobos April 27th.

Before it comes out, you can peek at it here.

You better recharge your Lelo, bitch.

P.S. I don't know why I picked destrier. I suppose I figured that no one describes anything by majestic war horses nowadays. I should make it a thing.

Monday, 25 March 2013

Tuesday Turn-On: Housewives of Mt. Olympus

"You ever wonder what we're doing wrong?" Hera asked.

Zeus was languidly chewing his toast and gazing at the weather section over the top of his reading spectacles. "What do you mean, dear?" he asked without looking up.

"Our marriage."

Saturday, 23 March 2013

Saturday Night Herald: Angelica Dawson

Ladies and gentlemen, readers and stumblers-upon, I wish to inform you that I am giddy with delight to post this article on a fellow Canadian Naughty Nights Press author. When she gets going, she takes you with her. She's an environmental surveyor by day, penman seducer by night. I give you: Angelica Dawson, from Edmonton, Alberta.

Which sometimes looks like this,

But usually looks like this.

Before you take us on any sort of saucy adventure, Ang, tell us what you've written!

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Tuesday Turn-On:

Fuck it. Just go screw someone. You don't need me.

Thursday, 14 March 2013

OmniTip #3 : How to be awake and otherwise conscious in the mornings

I like to be awake when I work in the morning. I'm happier, I preform better, and I have less of an inclination to punch people in the back of the head when they stand to the left on the escalator.

Seriously. The signs are fucking everywhere. How can you not OBEY?
In my earlier years, getting up at 7 a.m. was a hassle. I tried manipulating my life to its fullest extent so that I might sleep in until at least 8 and get a good, cushy 10 hours of sleep. Unfortunately, adult life now requires me to actually be at my base of operations by 8, and due to crazy new geographical homefront, I need to be up and at it by 5:30 in the morning.

Monday, 11 March 2013

Tuesday Turn-On: The Power of Lycra

The elevator came to a jerking halt. And then I was fucked. Both figuratively and then literally.